word, the instructor may have to devote some time to this type of practice. The following After the instructor has written a number of words, such as c a t, m a n, s a t, r a t, b a t, l a p, s a p, m a p, and has aided the toe woe foe doe hoe Joe. now our definition is broadened from “putting something into words” to “the But when we say “Rats are rodents,” we are using rat in the same with a hoe, but hoeing is not a practical alternative in working rice fields of any larger extent. work tickets, but you ain't gonna say a word. "Sounds like there was a rat under there," said George. .. hoe in the garden even after I ain't no good at it.
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Very few, yet it occurs in the Anguish Languish version of something as well known as:. All rights reserved, including the right to reproduce this book, or any portions thereof, in any form except for the in- clusion of brief quotations in a review. Sordidly nut! Finely Violate set: Since you haven't met your hostess, you have spent some time, before going, thinking up something to say that will really interest her. Center Alley garter pomp-can any sex bag ratch. Pimple dun heifer bay retch toe gat merit, bought day order lack itch udder.
All rights reserved, including the right to reproduce this book, or any portions thereof, in any form except for the in- clusion of brief quotations in a review. English words are astonishingly versatile and could readily be made to serve a new and extraordinary purpose, but nobody seems to care about this except SPAL Society for the Promotion of the Anguish Languish. The society is very poorly organized, in fact few of the members even know they belong.
There are no officers, no meetings, no convention, and, worst of all, from the point of view of the author and founder, no dues. A visiting professor of Anguish, Dr.
What a lot of words sound like each other! If it wasn't [ sic ] for the different situations in which we hear 'em, we'd have a terrible time saying which was which.
Of course, these may not have been the professor's exact words, because he often did his exclaiming in Anguish rather than in English. In that case he would say:. Water larders warts sunned lack itch udder! Effervescent further delerent saturations an witch way harem, wade heifer haliver tam sang witch worse witch.
Although other factors than the pronunciation of words affect our ability to understand them, the situation in which the words are uttered is of prime importance. You can easily prove this, right in the privacy of your own kitchen, by asking a friend to help you wash up a dozen cops and sorcerers. Ten to one, she'll think you said a dozen cups and saucers , and be genuinely surprised if you put her to work cleaning up even one police officer, let alone all the others, and the magicians, too.
If you think that she misunderstands merely because the two phrases sound somewhat alike and not because of the situation, read what SPAL's Committee on Housewives has to say:. When they were asked to help us wash cups and saucers, some women consented, some made stupid excuses, and some told us bluntly to go wash them ourselves, but practically no one thought that we were talking about policemen and magicians. When all the words in a given passage of English have been so replaced, the passage keeps its original meaning, but all the words have acquired new ones.
A word that has received a new meaning has become a wart , and when all the words in the passage have become warts, the passage is no longer English; it's Anguish.
This is not an altogether silly question, and it deserves the prompt and unequivocal answer any Anguish Languish enthusiast will give it.
You and your friends can make a game out of learning Anguish, and you'll have fun developing your own style and observing each other's efforts. How to begin will be explained later. If words can be made to do double, triple, or even quadruple duty, it is obvious that we don't need so many of them. Wouldn't it be a comfort to know that, in the event of some unpredictable disaster wiping out half of our English vocabulary, we could, if we had learned Anguish, get along nicely with what we had left?
People who aren't sure of themselves should learn Anguish. Suppose you have been asked to dinner by the president of your company and his wife. Since you haven't met your hostess, you have spent some time, before going, thinking up something to say that will really interest her. Finally you decide to ask, during the dinner:. Bellowell, didn't I hear that your brother Henry was discovered to be in collusion with those election crooks?
The moment arrives, but you no sooner get her attention than you have sudden misgivings. Too late to change your subject, you slip deftly into Anguish:. Whether or not such a calamity is likely to occur seems entirely beside the point; in times like these one should be prepared for any emergency.
Chances are that everyone will be so fascinated by the graceful form of your question that not even your hostess will attach much importance to what you've asked. People who are addicted to telling dialect stories, or chronically frustrated because they can't tell them without Scotch brogue or Brooklynese getting mixed up with Deep South, will be overjoyed with Anguish. Anguish is definitely not a dialect, since it consists only of unchanged English words which anyone can pronounce.
By imparting a delicate and indefinably exotic accent to one's speech, however, it not only provides a socially acceptable substitute for telling dialect stories, but adds to one's personal charm.
Words which are rare in English are often common enough in Anguish, so you have new opportunities to see them. Suppose you're spending a week-end reciting nursery rhymes in Anguish to a happy group of children or immature adults, and come across Sing a Song of Sixpence, A Pocket Full of Rye.
This will give you an unexpected chance to use the last two words. You'd be surprised to know how many people haven't the faintest idea what a xyster is until they hear a SPAL member talking about his fodder, murder, broader, and xyster.
This makes them want to look xyster up. Now raspatoria, and, therefore xysters are important surgical instruments, nice to know about before being scheduled for an aberration. See, in this book, the story of Center Alley. Speaking of xysters, hominy people know what higglery is? Very few, yet it occurs in the Anguish Languish version of something as well known as:. While you're looking up higglery , you might find larme , just a few pages away in Webster's Unabridged. You'll find it easier to understand Anguish when you hear it than when you see it.
If you have trouble, listen to someone else read it to you, preferably someone who doesn't quite know what he's reading. This often gives the best effect.
Watch what happens when the listeners understand better than the reader. Don't try to read too fast and be sure to give all words their usual English pronunciation, regardless of the new meaning the word has acquired.
An accurate pronunciation and good intonation are most effective. Don't worry if you seem to have suddenly acquired a slight accent; your friends will tell you that this is most attractive.
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